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 Post subject: Re: Conficker = Nuclear Winter
PostPosted: 090404 23:52 
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Well I mean fail in the sense that they're poorly planned and executed, or more importantly, they're just flat out stupid fucking bad ideas. Here's one for example that I saw on break.com that I arrived at by just randomly clicking away from digg links that looked interesting:

The guy paints his face black and red (but mostly black) in the manner of some stupid demented clown and wears a torn white shirt with 666 and stupid shit on it because his girlfriend hates clowns. He then chases her down the hall (dorm I guess?) and funnels her into the room. The narrow entryway/kitchen thing has a wooden floor, which he buttered. Naturally, the girl slips and falls on her ass. He then pours half a pitcher of his piss (that he had saved all day) on her head, sloppily I might add, catching the side of her head and the front of her shirt. Then he proceeds to dump two flour bags on her. That was the entire operation. THAT is an April Fools joke? That's not April Fools. That's just some stupid fucking prank, if you can even call it that, done by some fuckhead jock-type. Then he asks her if she likes the piss, to which she starts gagging and nearly throws up, all while she's choking on all the flour that of course she's inadvertently inhaling because there's so much of it.

Congratulations sir, you REALLY April Foolsed her! You showed her! You now have butter, piss, and two bags of flour on your floor! Have fun with the ants and enjoy the cleanup!

That, my friend, is an example of fail.

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 Post subject: Re: Conficker = Nuclear Winter
PostPosted: 090405 01:28 
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Ya know, you could bother explaining it. :shock:

Anyway, nuclear winter sounds great to me. :thumbsup:

And we need a heart smiley so I can put it at the end of all my posts.

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 Post subject: Re: Conficker = Nuclear Winter
PostPosted: 090405 06:34 
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Kashi wrote:
That, my friend, is an example of fail.

Agreed, that's not a joke, that's criminal behavior.

IfTheLightTakesUs wrote:
And we need a heart smiley so I can put it at the end of all my posts.

That sounds like a good enough reason for me not to install one. :P

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 Post subject: Re: Conficker = Nuclear Winter
PostPosted: 090405 16:17 
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We also need an "evil eye"/mean stare smiley. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Conficker = Nuclear Winter
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It's a lot easier to request smilies than to find ones that work against a dark background, isn't it? :P

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